? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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