my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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