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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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