Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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