I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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