I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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