you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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