We're like a lot better than the average bears
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
