Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Can I color on your dick again?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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