Her vagina should come with caution tape.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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