I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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