I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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