Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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