Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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