Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize
