Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Randomize
