I just made out with a guy for $7.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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