I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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