we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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