why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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