I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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