Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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