I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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