Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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