maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
