Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
