ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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