Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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