Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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