ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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