Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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