carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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