I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I currently don't understand fingers.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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