Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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