i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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