You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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