i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
