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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame

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(561): View more from Florida

at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later

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(352): View more from Florida

I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...

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(805): View more from California

Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?

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(440): View more from Ohio

My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".

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(310): View more from California

Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself

(1-310): View more from California

What, a homewrecker?

(310): View more from California

Touché

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