i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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