worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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