yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
