hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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