I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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