I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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