South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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