Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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