If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
