with your own penis?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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