im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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