I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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